ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

356,831 notes

abbykeaton:

This is fuckin scary.

abbykeaton:

This is fuckin scary.

28,410 notes

freshprinceofthefayz:


fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

363,310 notes

kylieparks:

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches smell like 8 years of life,
signed permission slips
and looking at your feet
on the tile of a museum floor.

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castielcampbell:

junjouchara:

vickytheicky:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

Also, the dude who left whatever he was gonna buy in the store as he skids and runs out. 

he kept his morals intact

and he didn’t drop it, he set it down proper. his parentals did good

castielcampbell:

junjouchara:

vickytheicky:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

Also, the dude who left whatever he was gonna buy in the store as he skids and runs out. 

he kept his morals intact

and he didn’t drop it, he set it down proper. his parentals did good

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

341,067 notes

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

536,854 notes

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater)

181,044 notes

vixies-fantasy:

As a baker, this would be super lol

vixies-fantasy:

As a baker, this would be super lol

(Source: lindseycathryn)

108,170 notes

comradekatie:

“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.”  -Albert Camus (The Stranger) 

comradekatie:

“I may not have been sure about what really did interest me, but I was absolutely sure about what didn’t.”  -Albert Camus (The Stranger) 

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